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nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.
by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009
Get the Jake Kirby mug.Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.
A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?
by GSTQ December 20, 2009
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Get the baller jake mug."hey, have you heard of Jake Hondl?"
"Isn't he that weird fellow?"
"Yeah, and I met him and he kinda is."
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Get the Jake Hondl mug.The most annoying little brat in the world. This are said to little 12-year old kids who are brainwashed by the OP master himself, "Jake Paul".
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Get the Jake Pauler mug.A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.
Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"
by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013
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