jacob ewaskey

cocky, small penis, has a hott girlfriend, acts gay 99.9% of the time, enjoys grabbing the male body parts, queer, whipped.

krystal:"Who's your bf?"

jen:"Jacob Ewaskey"

krystal:"I'm sorry"

by Krysjen May 04, 2010

jacobs dad

A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh.

Jacobs dad: *beats Jacob*
Jacob: Dad knock it the hell off!

by Dorkygirl182 December 18, 2017

Jacob McNaught

straight up fucking retard

Jacob McNaught is doing VCAL

by MR JEW282 June 19, 2019

jacob berney

A stupid dumb fucking cunt

You such a Jacob berney

by Bocaj yenreb April 04, 2017

Jacob Katauskas

Jacob Katauskas is a guy who has a hobby of tickling little girls in their sleep. Sounds weird but we got our own weird thing🤷 ♂️

Bob: Hey bro did you hear that Emily got Tickled by Jacob Katauskas?

Bill: Oh no way! Eh it happens to everyone

by OrangeChiken736 May 17, 2021

Jacob May

Hot and gets all the hoes and plays sports and he is a good kid

Jacob may is high

by Me boy November 25, 2019

Fake Jacob

A person who does not like bees

He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob

by Yemayemayema March 08, 2020