Joodge

To extract maximum value and leave in far worse conditions than prior.

To leave shit residue on the back left region of a toilet.

He joodged that toilet.
She got totally Joodged, poor girl.

by The One Who Produces May 19, 2019

Joobis

Somebody who has eyes on their forehead and is intellectually superior to any human that he meets.

Jebediah: OMG ITS FUCKING JOOBIS
Joobis: Make way, mere mortal.

by Lord Joobis June 1, 2019

Joost

Used as a replacement name for a girl you're trying to fuck when you don't want everybody to know who you're talking about.

"Joost blue balled me yesterday, the fuck?"

by KevinKlml June 6, 2019

jooky flook

when a friend is being an idiot

jason was beaing jooky flook

by blobfishboy June 6, 2019

Jooms

Fucking weirdo. But I’d still die for him. Hella weird tho. Great friend, also a great person to span with the funny posts you find on Insta. Sucky Sucky. Also makes weird jokes.

Me: It’s pronounced Shadai
James: Oh okay, should I buy Gatorade today or tomorrow.
Me: ???
James: You know SHADAI.
Me: Ohhh (still confused on how on earth i would understand)
Thinks: Jooms, you hella weird. Fucking weirdo.

by ajfksds June 6, 2019

Joop

joop
poop and jack it at the same time.

How could you ever joop to your mother that is sick.

by Sijdskncxj June 22, 2019