Iron-bar

When a middle aged (Russian) man heats up an anvil over a stove for 3 hours on 350 degrees then puts his dick on the anvil and smacks it with a hammer. After it is heated up the man hits his significant other with it in the act of sexual intercourse.

Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?

Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.

by Johnporkconnoisseur November 9, 2025

Iron Ingots

The biggest Chads around. The best of the best. Iron is like a man in the form of Iron. If you see it in minecraft grab it. You will use to for important things.

Person 1: You see any Iron Ingots
Person 2: Thats a chad

by natesark08 March 6, 2021

Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016

Irons

A nickname for the London based football club West Ham United.
Founded in 1895, the roots of West Ham United go back to the company Thames Ironworks and Shipbuilding and Engineering based in East London.
In the first years of the football clubs existance, the club was called "Thames Ironworks FC", usually known as "The Irons". The nickname stayed and is still used today, with the club never forgetting where it came from.

Yesterday, The Irons beat Newcastle away.
Wanna go and see the Irons play?
Come On You Irons

by lpmo May 29, 2018

Iron Skull

A man with an iron skull is someone that is hard headed, but also fearless and strong.

He is a man with an iron skull and a silver tongue.

by TheGreatGede August 17, 2021

Iron Dome

Yeah, um... Should have probably invested in the Aegis.

Hym "Did they do the 70/30 thing? To break the Iron dome? Did they use the thing?"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Heated Iron Weapons

Used by the Starlight Kingdom, these tools can almost break through saturated stardust metal. They sear through many substances at temperatures around 1073°K while also having a hardness of 6 N/mm².

These heated iron weapons really can kill.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021