bouncy water

A mouthful of water that, after a night on the ale, hits your stomach and makes it very clear upon impact that it has no intention of staying down, and duly bounces back up, usually with disastrous consequences.

"It was touch and go for a while and I thought I might get away with it, but then I had some bouncy water and it was time for a chat on the big white telephone."

by Chris Lockie September 29, 2006

Salt The Water

The act of ejaculating onto your partner whilst they are bathing in a tub

Hey babe, I'm sitting in the tub, can you salt the water for me?

by Tyulalapxnns July 26, 2019

fortnite water

A term used to cause confusion or disgust in people when you say it. Use this if you want people to think you’re weird.

“Hey Jake, guess what”
Jake: “What”
“Fortnite Water!”
Jake: “..okay?”

by Fuzت May 28, 2023

milk water

Pussy juice

It’s that milk water

by WaveyGravey April 12, 2019

Beaver Water

Any liquid near or coming out from the vagina.

Pregnant woman: "My beaver water broke! Get me to a hospital!"

or

"It's so hot, my shorts are soaked in beaver water."

by M&KDictionary June 12, 2009

Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.

Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.

by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021

The Water Ballon

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!

Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon

by ChangoUnchained December 2, 2013