humpster

someone whois so ugly that you would want to have sex wit them, then throw them back in the dumpster

That chick I nailed last night was a real humpster, shes down on 41st street.

by Hezikia Smith September 3, 2006

hampsterface

a small bumble bee with a large stinger.

that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface.

by Curt Zimmerman May 25, 2006

Hump Head

A person who acts like a right dafty.

Originally used to describe someone with abnormally large teeth which are too large to be covered by their lips. I.e someone that looks like the humped headed parrot fish.

You are such a hump head.

by cpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcp July 7, 2010

camels hump

When usually a guy comes up to a girl and grabs her shoulders and pokes her is the ass with his knee.

Omg! Josh just camel humped me!

by punky July 18, 2003

Hump Day

Hump Day is Wednesday, the day cadets fuck another male cadet in his mouth or asshole.

Oh-oh -- today is Hump Day -- I know what I'm in for - a mouth and asshole full of cum!

by USAF Cadet September 15, 2021

humpa

A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.

Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!

Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.

by John Wayne May 13, 2005