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HORNY 5TH GRADER

A horny fifth grader is one whole usually humps their pillow all night, or masturbates to themselves. Usually spends the whole recess talking smack about toher people or Cussing and making out.
Kendall: Man, that Charlie is one Horny 5th Grader for Tucker!

Jess: Yeah, I heard at their sleepover they had sex!
by PixelBlix November 12, 2021
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Horny

People get horny when they feel the need for sexual attention or if they read or watch a certain thing.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE HUH?!
DO NOT GO DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE
BEEN THERE AND REGRET IT
If you need to be horny don't look at this comment
by CoolStorysBro January 18, 2022
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Horny

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Ava was so horny, she would fuck anyone. She went to the nearest bar with her sexiest dress. Eventually she met eyes with Emma, she was so beautiful, she just wanted to feel up her huge ass. They were so drunk that Ava took her home. A very drunken Emma slammed her against the bedroom wall and started kissing her and exploring each other’s mouths with their tongues. Ava threw her onto the bed and started taking Emma’s pants off. Ava shoved her three fingers up her vagina then started circling her clit with her tongue. Ava quickly took her own pants off and put on her strap-on dildo and started fucking Emma. “FUCK..ME..FASTER” she said. Ava went faster and faster until she flipped her over and started eating her ass like a slice of cake. She finally had enough and said to Ava “now it’s your turn”. She took the dildo from Ava and went on top of her. Emma licked her clit and Ava let out a load moan. She shoved her face between her legs and licked some more. After a while of clit licking, she started fucking her with the dildo. “HARDER MOMMY!” Ava screamed. Ava cummed on Emma’s face but she just licked it off. They went on for many more hours until they passed out and slept with Ava’s face shoved into Emma’s clit, on Ava’s bed.
by Max or Phoenix u chose March 21, 2022
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horny nigger

A black person that wants to beat you up with is gigant monke couk
You horny nigger get out off my ass hole im only 5!
by 123LOLFUNNYGUY October 10, 2022
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global hornying

global hornying could make the earth a better planet
by hcvitto October 5, 2010
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Head horny

Having sexual feelings and thoughts without being able to become physically aroused.

A lack of physical arousal may be due to excessive masterbation, intoxication, or being in a public place.
"I was at the gym and got so head horny. But I was wearing shorts so I couldn't do anything about it."
by WalkinFunny February 1, 2013
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