hog slammer

A big joint..

Man thats a hog slammer!!!

by sexyweed219 July 11, 2016

Slippery Hogged

To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.

Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty

Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.

Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.

by B-Rice May 11, 2014

HOG

Acronym: Hot Old Guy, that is, an older man who has no grand-children. Use as Hot Old Girl at your own risk!

Hey ladies, check out that guy over there, what a HOG!

by the_me777 October 29, 2019

Sewer hog

Someone who loves anal intercourse but refuses to douche.

I met the biggest sewer hog last night and now I have a UTI.

by s.hog69 June 17, 2022

Chumpy hog

A very large, heavy and girthy penis

Me: Does your dad have a Chumpy hog?
John: fuck yea!

by Chumpyhog09 March 8, 2025

Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 January 30, 2017

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022