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Halley's comet

A sex act where the man sits on the toilet facing the tank with his partner (easiest achieved with a female partner) on his lap having sexual intercourse with full penetration and while the man humps his partner the partner is making a bowel movement (hopefully into the toilet as to reduce cleanup)
Tony and Ashley had to spend the whole evening cleaning the bathroom after their Halley's Comet .
by Shockwave9d2 July 15, 2015
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harley guy

The gender opposite of Horse Girl. Generally adults, though this ailment has been known to effect young males under the age of 18. Known to wear exclusively leather vests in the summer, various large skull rings, brightly colored bandannas folded across their foreheads. They generally have no affiliation to a motorcycle club, nor association with shaving. They like to talk loud and close to your face. Harley Guys "enjoy" riding Harley's, though no one truly enjoys their balls being beaten to death, their hearing impaired, or bugs in their teeth. Feeling the "hog" between their legs reminds them of their first fat chick. Afraid of Sturgis, SD.

"Oh, the suns out! Imma gunna take the hog out this weekend, you've gotta hear my new pipes bro!" -Harley guy
" Wow! Look at how dumb that Harley guys over there looks. He should be riding a horse, and saving gas." -Horse Girl
by JSFBCo July 24, 2016
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The faggiest fag bike cant go 40 miles with out breaking down
Wow did you see that kid on a bike smoke that harley
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Hailey Thompson

She is hot. Like really hot. Im jealous. She has an amazing ass and big boobs, like really nice big boobs. She loves animals and art. Maybe some sports. Shes super insecure but is banging. She loves tall boys with great laughs. Make her laugh and shes yours. She also funny as hell and likes deep thinking and stars. She doesnt have a lot of money but doesnt need it. After all she can strip and make more than you ever will. She is so great and addictive. Her personality is whats seals the deal. Shes quick witted and clever though not the smartest she makes up for in her street smarts. Shes a loyal good friend with a "Ill kick your ass if you mess with my friends or family" attitude. GO LOVE HER SHE GREAT. And boi if you see a Hailey Thompson hug her, love her, and never leave that bitch. Dont let go you will regret that.
Boi: She that Hailey Thompson?

Other Boi: Yeah, shes one hot motherfucker.
by maybelovesthedolans July 17, 2016
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hailey raine

She's a simple girl having no self confidence. When she falls in love with you she'll hold you down and stay loyal. She's one of a kind and shouldn't be taken for granted because her love is one of a kind. She's absolutely gorgeous but humble and loves to have a good time. Humorous
by Obliviously unknown December 23, 2016
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harley

funny
cute
annoying
menacing
has the look of honesty when nessacary
loves paw patrol
his pumps out of rear end stink
cuter than anything
loves pepper pig
loves taking selfies
Harley is very funny,shows his inside,cute,annoying,menacing ,a look of honesty if nesssarily needed ,loves paw patrol,wind out of rear end stinks,cuter than anything ,loves hugs,cries when hasn't got own way and just love s playing with toys.
by dingdanglydongs#21 November 25, 2017
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Harley

Harley is an amazing boy to have around you. He will never forget about you and is always caring. He’s so nice to you and always nice to other people. Harley has a great smile and always smiling. He is person that you’ll never forget. You’re lucky to have a Harley in your life because Harley is so caring and nice. He is talented and very smart. He helps other people when there need. He is great at making bracelets for other people. He always put people up and never people down. You are just very lucky if you have a Harley in your life because he will always care for you and always be there for you and always make you laugh
Wow Harley is amazing
He is an amazing person
by By: MA May 2, 2018
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