father: hoo-hoo, Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
by Sexydimma October 19, 2013

by jschico October 5, 2012


When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018

by Your favorite rapper January 18, 2025

Girl 1 "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that will?"
Girl 2 "Don't you mean the kid that has no friends"
Girl 2 "Don't you mean the kid that has no friends"
by urmumgaekid June 21, 2021

Has he/she fuck. A term meant to imply that she/he has done fuck all (absolutely nothing) and usually is in a passive aggressive tone.
by Yournansfavoratebrush July 1, 2023
