Bros Before Hoes 

Used by men who feel threatened at the fact that their friend got a life and a girl. Anyone who actually does utter the phrase "Bros before Hoes" has never actually been with a chick. Anyone who has been with a chick would invariably prefer to have sex with a girl as opposed to playing Halo with their smelly friends and talking about boobs.

Friend without chick: Yo, come play Halo with me and the guys on friday.
Me: Sorry dude, I got a date with the lady.
Friend: Dude, bros before hoes!
Me: Fuck you I'm getting pussy, asshole.

Bros Before Hoes by Erik McClurg April 15, 2006

dirty-hoes

The wonderful spicy goodness known to the common world as Doritos

I can't wait to eat me some dirty-hoes...

dirty-hoes by Lala January 4, 2004

hoesmobile

jeremy lyons POS car

see also Slutride; Fukcar

hoesmobile by Kirk Cannon April 19, 2004

hoessessive 

One who knowingly sleeps with a person in a relationship, and immediately identifies themselves as the primary "partner".

"Damn! That hoessessive bitch straight up smacked his wife."

See shows such as: Jerry Springer and Cheaters

hoessessive by Stephen Pepper June 10, 2007

hoestarch 

the affect of a womans hair when a mans natural fluids are left in after a night of sex

that girls hairdo has been hoestarched

hoestarch by bamfdale December 26, 2007

Hoesocializ'n 

When a females intension is to be a hoe and socialize at the same time.

Hoesocializ'n is when your chill'n wit a female(s) and she wips out her phone and starts text'n. Or if your with some girl friends and they see a group a guys and start trying to spit game.

Hoesocializ'n by Chris Beckelman August 24, 2008

Hoesef 

Like using the word Brosef, meaning good friends, but meant for your hoes not your bros.

"What up hoesef?"

Hoesef by thatsfreakinsmurf July 22, 2009