Hoboeroticism

The state of being attracted to homeless people or people who look homeless. Being attracted to men with beards, messy hair and dirty clothes.

"My friend has totally hoboeroticism for that guy with the beard in that band we saw last night."

by Zack Armstrong October 24, 2012

HOBOFISHBOWL

An alternative lifestyle to yolo.
Hold On Barf Ohhhhhh Fuck It Shit Happens Barf On White Linens

or Just FISBOWL

Him: yo man where you headed tonight?
Me: I dont know bro prolly gonna HOBOFISHBOWL it and see what happens

Jessica: We should get drunk tonight
Sally: FISHBOWL

by Nortz the Snortz December 17, 2012

Hoboerectus

A human being which chooses to be homeless to enjoy the free lifestyle of avoiding stupid people

I encountered a man earlier, he appeared to have been a hoboerectus, he seemed happier alone on a park bench, sitting across from the other people being stupid

by Dicktonarry September 18, 2018

Hoboken

Beautiful, little Hudson River waterfront town about one square mile big. Mix of old world brownstones from the late 1800's and modern doormen buildings with all the amenities. 90% of the town now works in Manhattan, so the average income is way above average. The old school Hobokenites are slowly being priced out. Lots to do on the waterfront now - great parks and amazing views. Bars and restaurants everywhere you shake a stick. The town gets rowdy after midnight, with young drunks everywhere. It used to be just about young drunks, but now families are sticking around longer. Its easy to get run over by a stroller, as they are everywhere.

Really great town for singles or families. Something to offer everyone. Everyone who makes a decent living, that is.

Parking is horrific and you have to be careful driving, with all the one way streets and potholes.

Every summer now, Hoboken brings in a huge music festival that attracts several thousand people.

by HobokenMike May 19, 2014

Hobosexual

a person who doesnt really care about their looks too much at all, they can be noticed mostly by their stink scent, and their long unkept hair and/or beard. they often wear jerusalem cruisers people fitting this description are peter jackson, joe panicacci (you probably dont know him), and michael moore. the first recorded one being john the baptist

yo man you are such a hobosexual with your stank ass smell and thos jerusalem cruisers

by adamBeast308 June 30, 2010

hobophobe

One who is afraid of hobos/hobosexuals.

Hobophobe:OMFG WTF HOBO! I AM CRAPPING TEH 1337 PANTZ!
Me:STFU N00B!

by Xarionis A.k.A Omnivore. December 2, 2003