Austrian Girls

Austrian girls are the most likely to give a man head out of all the countries. Austria's percent of girls that actually enjoy giving blow jobs is 80%. In second place and far behind is Japan girls with a tiny 25%. In third place is American girls with an upsetting 17%. And you thought Bruno was the only good thing from Austria.

Tom: Dude I met some fine Austrian girls yesterday!

Jonny: Did you get that 80 percent?

Tom: What is that supposed to mean?

Jonny: If you don't know then the answer is no.

by lanabackwardzz March 2, 2010

Scouting For Girls

A totally awesome band for the UK who gave us catchy tunes like Shes So Lovely and Elvis Ain't Dead. They humour the 4th member of their band (the fans) with SFGtv. Buy their album! AMAZING LIVE TOO

I just downloaded the Scouting For Girls album (Everybody Wants to Be on TV) by Scouting For Girls what an awesome album! I'm so glad I didn't download a virus!

by TheAboveGuyStinks April 24, 2010

unionville girls

First of all as a Unionville girl I must say there are the few who have 40,000 dollar cars and wear unbelievably revealing clothing. However most of the Unionville girls are extremely smart scoring over 1200's on there SATs, the old SAT the new one doesn't count yet. Guaranteed there really is no bad looking Unionville girl but they are not all risqué in there clothing choices that is really only a small amount. Further more my name is Barbie and I definitely don’t have a car, or awesome Abercrombie clothes, and I don't flaunt my body at all.. All I have to say is if you’re going to be putting a name in your definition make your you use a name of some one who is not in your school who is defiantly the anomaly of your definition in the first place.

The avarage sat score of the school is a 1490 and we have more girls that boys.

by Barbie i definitly find this funny January 8, 2005

cape girls

A group of girls who are completely dependent on their friends that they can't even get out and do something with their lives.

They act like life is just an extension of high school.

They are so needy for attention, yet so boring, that they will drink to have something to talk/brag about.

They can usually be found in the same boring places drinking and looking pretty trashy.

You'll find that they say things like, "Cape Cod Love", "I love my gurrrrllss", "good times", "They say you only live once....but when you live like us - once is enough..." and other brainless phrases.

by Someone From CC May 2, 2005

Once a good girls gone bad shes gone forever

Meaning when a guy does something either mentally or physically to a female and she can't handle it she turns into a "bad girl" nine outta ten times.

"Shanti was goin wit Mondo man and she was so caught up. Thought he was quote on quote "that nigga" and he fucked her head up. Now she a bad girl. Gamen niggas left and right and bein a lil hoe about it"

by Holl@Early June 3, 2005

asian girls

best girls on earth
can't speak English
cook good food
nice asses
great sex
and horizontal vaginas
what's better than that

Dude 1: Dude , i totally just fucked this asian chick last night and she had a horizontal vag.
Dude 2: Are you fucking serious man ?!?!? I wish i could get some asian girls !!!!!

by th3 t00t3r January 8, 2009

Kale girls

Quite possibly the best looking girls in the world. If your a kale girl, you've been blessed with unbelievable beauty and the ability to make any man fall to his knees. Beware though, kale girls have a very scary ability to ruin a life, so watch out and try your darndest to get and stay on their good side. If you are not a kale girl, but are lucky enough to have one in your life, whether it be as a friend or whatever, you are super lucky and it is in your best interest to keep them in your life. Kale girls can be the best friends you will ever find and can be the best girlfriends too. They are loving, caring and crazy as all get out! They tend to be the loudest girls you will ever meet, and they don't care if they get on your nerves with it so don't even bother complaining. You can't help but love kale girls, they are just so darn cute. It seems though, that a lot of girls want to hate them so very badly but they just can't because they secretly love them so much and wanna be just like them when they grow up. Keep dreaming girls, it wont happen. Kale girls are one-of-a-kind. Just remember though; they're just like you, only prettier.

"I feel like my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore"

"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."

by kjnakca December 7, 2009