Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend

Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.

I think they still might be watching me.

Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.

Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?

Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned

by anonymous March 11, 2022

your girlfriend looks like my mom

Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well

His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”

by HitsBluntGuy June 5, 2018

Text Girlfriend

A girl who's been dumped via text.

Jim: Are you still dating Melissa?
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.

by rocketman33 October 12, 2009

re-girlfriend

A woman, an ex-girlfriend, that a man rekindles a relationship with.

Lamont: Man, didn't I see you kickin' it with yo crazy ass ex-girlfriend last night?

Benny: Yeah, but she knew how to work it better than the rest, ya dig? I had to get back at that, so she's my re-girlfriend, ya heard??

by the original black bear March 26, 2010

If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.

Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

Closet Girlfriend

The girl at work that everyone rumors you with. The girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. The girl you spend what little free time you have with. The Hershey Pie from Burger King puts her in the best mood just cause it's so good!

John and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.

by Tabithaz February 15, 2010