Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

by Poiker April 20, 2004

germanski

a dirty german

looks at that fucking germanski

by german hater March 22, 2004

German

1.a shit hole land mass consisting of
women who look like men and men that look like the pimple on my ass.

2.another word for shit.

"Look Tom, I bet that's the biggest German you've seen. All I ate were saurkraut and German(shitty)beer."

"That is one smelly German"

by TomDerris/Southern Empire April 29, 2009

Germans

Beer guzzling car maker, but ugly, hairy, and stink like cabbage. They, along with the Brits voted as the ugliest tourist in the world. Often spot in the Bar got drunk

Person 1: Who's that drunk ugly hairy mofo over there?
Person 2:That must be the Germans

by evilmode October 14, 2012

German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.

I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her

by Bois club August 10, 2016

German Juice Box

The act of dispensing all of your piss into your partner’s asshole or vagina, which is followed by pouring 12 cups of sugar into the said spot, which is completed by sticking a bendy straw in the area and drinking the mysterious concoction.

“You ever tried a German Juice Box?”
“What’s that?”
“You wanna find out....?”

by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019