Goblins

A horrible, tactless, lazy, and aggressive individual who constantly seeks to sabotage others for no reason. An uncooperative colleague.

Ms. Goblins called out today because she was sick apparently although, yesterday, she was consuming a giant, double decker sandwich, and was healthy as a goddamn horse!

by Hallaku January 28, 2016

Twink Goblin

a drag queen who's handsome, muscular and masculine out of drag and sexually attracted to drag queens who are smaller, delicate and feminine out of drag.

on this season of Drag Race, Kori King is a Twink Goblin for Lydia B Collins out of drag.

by bottomboy tj February 26, 2025

Goblinating

The art of a goblin looking man being so overly horny he terms into his true form.

Nick you're goblinating over Lexi.

by Michaelz123 May 12, 2017

Goblin

The nerd in class, the guy that loves history and geography. He has no friends but tries so hard he can to make some, he thinks annoyingness is the right way to go. He is raised like he is 3 years old and is only allowed to watch 1 hour of videos each day, only History! "Goblins" is often diagnosed with "Giantbabysyndrome", which means he behaves like a 2 years old even if he isn't that. His body is very dangerous, his elbows are sharp like knifes and his legs are taller than Empire state building. Watchout for him, if you see him, run or punch him. He is very weak, just watchout for his elbows and legs. Smelling his breath or his sweat will cause you to get cancer and you will emeditaly die.

Oh no, it is Goblin. Run!!!

by I'mnotGoblinIswear December 4, 2018

Gooch goblins

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021

Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.

“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”

by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021

foot goblin

A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.

Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.

by Belle boo April 21, 2023