fruitable

something which is neither fruit, nor vegetable, but is somehow both, depending on what dictionary you read

according to dictionary #1, a pumpkin is a fruit.according to dictionary#2, it is a vegetablt. i therefore conclude that a pumpkin is a FRUITABLE

by just jen August 26, 2003

frugalista

The latest and possibly most irritating in a series of Great Recession-era portmanteau. Also, a great reason never to buy clothes at Target.

Janice, Michele, and Kate are all frugalistas that have one thing in common: they wear bright orange pleather skorts and hi-five the mailman. They are also all dead inside.

by target_watcher October 7, 2009

Fruitalingus

Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup.

Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus.

by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

frutruciously

Something to a degree that is more than a lot.

I love you.
I love you more.
I love you frutruciously.
I love you frutruciouslier.
And so on...

by Mr. Snoopy December 27, 2007

Frustragesion

A feeling of both frustration and building rage, usually around someone you want to be nice to but also feel like wringing their necks, like family.

When my grandmother called me for the 15th time that day to ask how the internet works ("where does it go?") I was feeling such frustragesion that I quickly got off the phone and shouted into my pillow.

by adk132 November 12, 2009

Frumpy Chic

Pretty much anything you can get at urban outfitters.
cool grandma dresses.
hip for the sake of hip.

Sam-"hey where did you get that dress? it looks like something you stole from your grandma"
Kate-"no actually I'm just a cool totally original hipster"
Sam- "so frumpy chic"

by ihatehipstersFTL November 28, 2009