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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men stand in a line and have anal sex with the person in front of them so on and so forth, while walking and imitating train whistle noises with their mouths. Usually wearing cowboy attire.
1) "We had the craziest cowboy freight train at our lemon party last night."

2) "Hey look! Those guys are having sex let's go start a cowboy freight train."

3) Call up all your friends, there's going to be a huge cowboy freight train in front of the city hall. Bring your cowboy hats and boots.
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout June 9, 2011
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Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*
by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011
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Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.
"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."
by tuckfard July 31, 2012
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otter fight

1) Literally, two or more otters physically fighting during mating season for a mate or breeding territory.

2) When two people start to have sex but end up fighting each other in an otter-like fashion. It's cute but surprisingly painful and usually both parties involved have severe injuries.
I invited my boy over for some late-night lovin', but it evolved into an otter fight, and we woke up all my roommates and broke a lamp. Luckily, my roommates are freaky and like to otter fight too because they joined in.
by Tonks October 13, 2012
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Airtight Fighter Pilot

When Heavy's mom sits on your face and you can't breath
Heavy's mom gave Bryn the Airtight Fighter Pilot
by Crimez June 20, 2013
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Wi-Fighting

Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.

Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.

E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
"Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
by Jambo365 December 27, 2013
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