Fire And Butthole Preacher

A Preacher that rails against the sin of sodomy and proclaims a curse of flames coming out of the practitioners Butthole (Rectum)
Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC.

Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.

I was watching some Pastor on YouTube and he was saying stuff like :

..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty"

And I thought to myself - sure enough He's A fire and butthole Preacher !

by Devlin Dogue May 10, 2018

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return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

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Cambodian Fire Hydrant

When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.

David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!

Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.

David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)

by SheezyMan February 26, 2009

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laissez fire

a fire, usually of the genus 'bon', that, upon ignition, grows in magnitude by itself. The laissez fire requires little-to-no planning or control, as the "builder" simply places kindling in a pit, flicks an ignition device, and lets it grow at the behest of the wind and other natural causes. While risky, the laissez fire is a thoroughly enjoyable source of heat, as it burns steadily with minimal effort on the builder's part. laissez fires are usually left to themselves to burn out, unless the surrounding area is dry/flammable, in which case a light snuffing on the part of the overseer(s) is necessary. It is in no way a metaphor for the ailing economy...

Johnny Carefree: 'dude I just lit the thing and it started burning; its a pretty sweet fire now.'

Trevor Wit: 'you might call that a laissez fire.'

Dill Prudence: 'you guys oughta be careful, these fires can get outta control fast. I'll get some water from the river just in case."

by Funk_Hughes April 25, 2009

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