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Fake friend

A fake friend is a fake ass, two face mfking bitch with no boundaries. That bitch will be so nice to you and act like she is you friend but in reality she's talking shit about u, sharing you tea, and snatching yo edges. So if you got a fake friend do us all a favor and drag that bitch like she's never been dragged before cause ooooh we all hate fake bitches.
Britney is talking cap about me. She's a fake friend. Imma drag her ass.
by GucciGang10080 October 18, 2017
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fake pro

One who attempts to be pro and who might exhibit all of the qualities of being pro, but turns out to be the exact opposite.
Russell appeared to be a linguistics expert, but his opposition to pioneering a new phrase revealed him to be a fake pro.
by djsatis October 29, 2008
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Fake Hoe

An Abigail Hicks.

A jealous girl who lies about her life, about suicide, dead babies, pregnancy, and hoes around for ANYONE. Emphasis on the "anyone." And has to fabricate stories about her life to make it look like she has a life, when in reality, she has none at all.

A troll who hides behind the screen and lies.
Tom: Damn, that girl is a down-right fake hoe.
Max: Yeah! She's also jealous of Amy,
by FiestyBitch January 9, 2018
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fake ballin'

wearing sunglasses during a time when you obviously dont need to wear them, like indoor or at night.
take those sunglasses off, your inside, quit fake ballin'

that douche is always fake ballin with his oakley's, and its 10:30 at night
by maneatingeskimo September 19, 2011
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fake yeezys

A knockoff version of a particular pair of shoes produced by Kanye West. It lessens your credibility as a person.
Bro... Malikai bought fake yeezys yesterday. I don't think I can be friends with him anymore.
I couldn't afford a premium shoe, but want to follow the bandwagon and become a hypebeast, so I bought fake yeezys.
by Lovable Loli October 24, 2017
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fake skater

Person that cant skate that think's he skate's.. or think's he the best blah blah or a poser
by A Guy February 20, 2004
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J-Fake

1. n. A story that is based on some kernel of semi-plausibility but whose trajectory quickly leads into pure fabrication.

2. n. A person who tells such a story.

3. v. To tell such a story.
1. Remember that j-fake when the dude had to slay an ice dragon to get back to school?

2. Yo man, that j-fake totally convinced his professor that he had turned his work in.

3. That guy j-faked his mom into believing she had forgotten his birthday when he had really forgotten hers.
by Coach Lonely December 13, 2008
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