Shit-faced Fucky

It is either a drink that is a little margarita mix and mainly tequeila or being absolutely drunk off of the previously stated concoction.

Matt was seriouly shit-face fucky after he consumed several litres of tequeila and five ounces of mix.

by Drunkass October 13, 2004

goat-faced

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

fecle-faced

Piss drunk. Extremely wasted.

Dude, broham, I'm sorry I sent your ex-girlfriend that video of me naked, I was so fecle-faced!

by apocalypstick December 29, 2007

Krunk-Faced

An intoxicated state in which you are completely irresponsible for your actions, usually intentionally inflicted.

Hey Bear Bear, wanna go get krunk-faced tonight?

by upandadam January 15, 2009

Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

Doobie Fade

A ritualistic game played during group cigar smoking sessions where, nearing the end of a shared cigar, someone annouces the call to competition, "Doobie Fade". The competitors proceed to pass around the "roach" of the cigar until at last, finally, someone is unable to hit it or the roach goes out. The person in possesion of the "roach" when this happens must then eat the said "roach"

Jake "You gonna ash that? Naw, Who's down for doobie fade?"

Kyle "I think I'd rather eat Star Jones Ass"

by Jizz_Master_Zero February 25, 2010