Magic Skank Fairys

What the link is between you and your drink

I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!

by KandTJ November 20, 2009

Fairy godmother

Used as a euphemism for f***ing c*cks*cker that was used in the TV edited version of The Usual Suspects.

Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!

by Matthew678 January 14, 2019

Ding Ding Fairy

An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.

Hey I saw that ding ding fairy in your room last night was it uncle John?

by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

Cigarette fairy

When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.

Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.

by Cleaverm100 October 6, 2016

The Forehead Fairy

A person who has no eyebrows so he has a nine-inch forehead. He is also so addicted to taming.io that he plays it all day during class, grinds it at home, and would pay his life savings to actually be good at the game (which he isn't).

The Forehead Fairy: The forehead fairy will bless you with his nonexistent taming skills!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!

by Matthew is bad at everything May 31, 2022