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F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011
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F.I.S.H

Fuck
It
Shit
Happens

Its the term that means people should move on with life when something goes wrong. If something doesnt go to plan fuck it and carry on rolling. This is also the word putting YOLO out of buisness.
1: Why the hell did you steal my boyfriend
2: ermm.....
3: F.I.S.H
1; true i forgive you
2: ite x
by AIROLG December 8, 2012
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F.I.R.E.

"I will never get F.I.R.E." said Sidney.
by Sidney Piekarski March 23, 2014
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F/A/S/T

Used in certain "Right Leaning" political groups online. Deceptively not an acronym, the meaning literally is to go faster because one wishes to accelerate to the inevitable "Collapse". After which comes the rebuilding of the traditional structures of society (but with technology and spirituality/magic perfectly integrated).

Then to call anything F/A/S/T means it has any of these concept implicit in it. I.e. a picture of a knight/samurai but holding a machine gun. Or really anything with an archeofuturist aesthetic.
Bruh did you read the manifesto of the recent school shooter? It was F/A/S/T as F*ck!
by Captainwillies December 16, 2019
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f-boy

stands for fuckboy, aka anyone who plays with your feelings or plays football. they have dated more girls than stars in the universe.
hey did you see logan? hes so hot
yeah, he might be hot but he will mess with your feelings and move on so fast. he’s such an f-boy and his hair is so weird.
aka anyone who goes to PHS and is named logan mansouri , josh luna, adam rarich, jorge baez, armando estrella
by kremfresh October 1, 2020
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F.O.R.D. Vag

F.O.R.D. Vag stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick vagina. Used when warning the homie before he gets trapped by a trans women.
Bro: what are you doing tonight?
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.

Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?

Homie: Tell me what?

Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
by Zombiewriter75 August 10, 2022
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