shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
Evan is a ery humble person who is awesome at pool table because he always shoots his shot and never misses
by Milf attractor June 21, 2021
Evan is 🧔🧘 ♀️🧗 ♀️🐴😩😩😩🥵🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩😩😩🥵🗿🔜
by PLAYSTATIONSTORE September 15, 2020
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 16, 2022
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022
Ricegum lookin ass who takes girls out onto first dates by playing League Of Legends. Straight wasteman, cant even get a girl
by bigboyDonger May 07, 2018
Evan- the most handsome most caring fellow of them all.
He's got incredible hair and an infectious smile .
He's bloody hot and honestly if you're lucky enough to have Evan in your life , then you have made it . He changes our lives and we should all be very appreciative of our Evans.
Best boyfriend of them all and cares deeply about all of his friends. Nobody deserves him .
He's got incredible hair and an infectious smile .
He's bloody hot and honestly if you're lucky enough to have Evan in your life , then you have made it . He changes our lives and we should all be very appreciative of our Evans.
Best boyfriend of them all and cares deeply about all of his friends. Nobody deserves him .
"Fuck me , Evan is so hot!"
"If you need inspiration for your hair , look at Evan"
"Evan is the best goth going"
"If you need inspiration for your hair , look at Evan"
"Evan is the best goth going"
by Ellias Gray February 17, 2023