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lobster energy

similar to bde, or big dick energy. a scale of to 20 based on how close you are in body type to larry the lobster, extra points if you live by the sea.
daniel: damn rate my lobster energy
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20
by CatPersun December 22, 2020
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Energy Vampire

Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. Fuck you too you fucking solipsist. Isn't it funny how people who surround themselves with sycophants and people on the payroll are always the self-appointed arbiters morality? Self appointed arbiters of good people and bad people but they're fucking solipsistic to the core. Like the role of other people in life is to be pleasant to they can "live their best life"
Hym "Yup, it's the energy vampires. Not the fucking solipsists who think they're fucking better than you. 'WhY aRe YoU tRyInG tO ComPeTe WiTh Me!? I'm JuSt TrYiNg To LiVe My LiTtLe SoLiPsItIc LiFe WiThOuT hAvInG tO fEeL bAd!' Can't ever be you, can it? Can't be you who is the piece of shit, can it? It's always somebody else. It's not the people trying to abscond other the solution to A.I. Not the people imposing schizophrenia. You don't ever have to do anything. It wouldn't ever be you 'BeCaUsE yOuR bEhAvIoR.' You're trash. Absolute garbo."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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Sucks Energy Drink

Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.
I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.
by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022
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Khonshu Energy

Adjective
One’s tendency towards choosing blunt over the top courses of action when one presented with a problem.
Kevin: “Hey is it just me or does Trevor give off Khonshu energy?”
Arianna: “Yeah; yesterday I asked how do I get right of my edibles before room checks tomorrow; he then just ate all of them then went to his job interview.”
Kevin: “Eh, he’s done worse”
by Sand Demon May 17, 2022
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Small dick energy

People with the name eric usually have small dick energy
Small dick energy is like eric with a huge truck trying to make up for it
by Alexander men June 1, 2024
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two plate energy

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
You are showing real two plate energy right now.
by boulderer February 13, 2024
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