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Drop Douche

When the guitarist or bassist in your bands guitar is obviously out of tune, yet they keep playing anyways thinking there's nothing wrong with it.
Dude tune your guitar and stop playing in drop douche.

Person 1: That sounds terrible!
Person 2: Thats cuz he's playing in drop douche.
by outoftune July 10, 2009
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Metro Douche

A male who you think is homosexual but is actually an arrogant prick who cares a lot about his appearance
Did you see George today?
Yea he totally took 3 hours to get ready and we were late for the game, in which he all snobby and arrogant!
Dude he was such a Metro douche!
by Dumbledorn September 16, 2009
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touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person
Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche
by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016
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pulling a douche

1. When someone does something particularly douchy they are said to be "pulling a douche"
2. Doing something dishonorable; going back on your word.
"Where's John? He said he'd be here." "I guess he's pulling a douche on us."

He really pulled a douche when he jizzed in her eye.
by ishydaro May 5, 2006
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douche berry

A remnant of one’s cleansing practice of a highly intimate nature. More specifically, an insult to spew at someone else in order to induce a momentary lapse in judgment whilst he or she contemplates the meaning, so that you may kick him or her in the box or berries and run like hell.
Bob: Oh yeah, while why don't you suck my nads, you sopping douche berry!
Big Ben: I'll kick you--what the hell did you ++AHH, you kicked me in the jewels, you freakin' twat bunny!!!+++
Bob: ::runs like hell::
by Lady Shinigami November 14, 2005
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Douche Pickle

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.
"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."
by Brandon Radlo November 12, 2008
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