dumbledore

The most taleted wizard of all time in the land of Harry Potter.

Harry: Dumbledore is the only man Voldemort was ever afraid of!

by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006

power dump

Bowel movement which travels at extreme speeds; Aided by compressed gas behind the feces, producing a rocket-like display of power; Known to rattle the pipes as it's flushed.

It hurts so bad to hold this in. I just know it'll be a power dump!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

dumass

An illiterate's version of dumb ass.

The dumb ass writes dumass for dumb ass.

by Alexandre Dumas July 16, 2008

dumbfuck

an extreme dumbass
(dumbass)^(dumbass)=dumbfuck

Satish ran into his garage door from inside his garage. Therefore he is a dumbfuck.

by Miga July 11, 2003

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

dump

to shit; or the actual shit

Wow Kate...I just took a huge dump in your toilet. It might explode.

by Mrs. Bobby Johnson December 28, 2005