shock dodge

A shock dodge is dodging the Lightning Item in MarioKart. It is mostly done by using other items in MarioKart like a bullet bill or a star.

"I Used the star just in time to do a shock dodge."
"BAM, shock dodge!"

by NotANormieBTW March 19, 2018

Coffin Dodger

Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.

That guy is a coffin dodger , stay away from him.

by The Coffin Dodger May 19, 2018

respectable-degenerate

A person with multiple personalities; a professional/respectable persona as well as a wild and extreme persona (often related to substances and the opposite sex). This person has mastered the ability to know when and where to display each persona. With some people they are respectable and professional, with others they are hard-partying and raucous.

Respectable-degenerates tend to show both personalities, only to other respectable-degenerates.

She is so smooth that many people think she is a prim and proper lady. Her friends see her on nights out and on vacation when she gets properly crazy. We know she is a complete respectable-degenerate.

My boss and I were out at the bars and clubs last night. He was doing all kinds of drugs and trying to hook up. Today we are both in the office looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks he is totally professional, only the two of us know what a respectable-degenerate he is.

by MrMeanwhile May 30, 2018

Fanny Dodger

A male who does not like to have sexual relations with females

How that Dave is a reet fanny dodger isn't he.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

jake dodge

absolute fucking pussy

jake dodge is a bitch

by Jake dodge November 8, 2018

Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!

by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019

Train Dodge

When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.

“Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”

by Poopmaster63 July 14, 2019