Dutch Butt Disease

A bad case of gas, indigestion, or diarrhea that can attack people of anglo-dutch ancestry

Girl: I don't feel like doing anything sexual tonight; I ate too much and I'm getting a bad case of dutch butt disease

by Joran van der Sloot March 10, 2008

Phat Pussi Disease

Phat Pussi disease occurs when one or more large penis having men repeatedly shove their fat throbbing cock into one females vagina which ultimately leads to a phat pussi

Micheal, Zane and Peter destroyed Kim until she acquired Phat Pussi Disease

by Sexdeamon June 17, 2018

Floppy Lung Disease

Having lungs that are floppy in nature. Similar to a deflated balloon in appearance. Diagnosed by special Italian Doctors who have no real medical experience whatsoever.

"I told my P.E. Teacher I couldn't run because of my Floppy Lung Disease."

by BBB4LIFE April 14, 2010

Perpetual smiling eyes disease

A neurophysiological disorder that occurs in certain people (usually a girl, usually named Kalina) who are irrationally happy all the time. As a result, they are never able to stop their eyes from smiling, even with strenuous effort. It is a very unfortunate condition that causes immense career success and likability. Condition is currently incurable and is spread by direct interaction with others. Please beware.

Jim: “Kalina! What happened with your face?”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”

by A chocolate flavored quark August 20, 2019

zackley's disease

Pungent feet stench, that can drive away normal humans on a range of 15 meters, and allure carcass-eating beasts like vultures and hyeenas.

Firstly acknowledged in Pantera's video "Three - Watch it Go!", by Dimebag Darrel, Phd.

John Doe: "Whatta hell is that stench?"
Jane Doe: "It's your mother. She has zackley's disease. Die."

by Metalmassacro June 20, 2008

Disease

The man, the myth, the legend. Fable Fan Forever.

used comparatively: Disease > joo

by jparkinson September 3, 2004