Close Persons Disease

Close persons disease; To unite - bring into contact or bring together a human being regarded as an individual, who has an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs function. This causes discomfort, distress, or death to those in contact with the person

Close Persons Disease; Someone who looks hot from the distance, but not up close.

by Maxxi March 27, 2008

Dickinson's Disease

another xbox related disease similar to Tuffy Tantrum, however the anger is often took out on a younger brother, sometimes being thrown down the stairs. The cause of this is often blamed on the controller but is always the user just being generally shit. the controller will sometimes be put down in protest.

A: His Dickinson's Disease is realy aciting up today
B: yea cos he is dump on fifabowl
A: He will get relegated

by JamieSm1th February 23, 2009

foot in mouth disease

Chronic misuse of slang,and grammatical errors when speaking.

Wow ,Jessie's speech sure was a foot in mouth disease disaster!

by Violet Skye's October 15, 2016

Graves Disease

The syndrome that impairs one's judgement and makes one lose sight of friends and caring about them or ever having any desire to hang out with them.

Graves has Graves disease.

by Brian August 9, 2004

Pumpers Disease

The act of "pumping" a girls head up and down while receiving oral sex.

Girl: "Stop, I can't breathe!"

Man: "Shutup bitch! I got pumpers disease!"

by Andrew Joshua February 20, 2011

horse disease

some one who has a huge dick like a horse

that guy is walking funny he must have horse disease

by A. Madeira May 13, 2005

peteriosis disease

the extreme urge to be a fag and a skater and a poser. other symptoms include:not wanting to cut hair,hair taking on properties of tempered steel,extreme protectiveness over a hat,piglike nose,extreme hair growth causing ideal conditions for parasites,lice,crabs,tics,spiders,leeches and hobos,and loss of friends.

peter symchuck has peteriosis disease

by joeseph kowalski May 5, 2005