Joe Metry Dash

The creator of hit game, Geometry Dash, a man who had to jump on his cube shaped head his whole life, giving him a newfound inspiration to create a video game about his life experiences.

Aiden: Bro, who made this game, it's fun as balls!
Joe: It was made by Joe Metry Dash, moron.
Aiden: You fucking liar.

by jew67 January 28, 2026

Buffer (geometry dash)

To buffer in geometry dash is to click very early.

He was not supposed to buffer (geometry dash) the orb.

by HiyoTheNL May 16, 2025

BrookeLindsay5 (Geometry Dash)

BrookeLindsay5 is a wired ass who SUCKS at making gameplay. They run 68848 alt accounts and manipulate people. Speaking in Chinese unreasonably, this idiot brags about a stupid iPad over and over and over again. It will be shot to death on Nov 23, 2021. Also it hacked thanatophobia and 11 other insane demons.

Have you tried BrookeLindsay5 (Geometry Dash) “Hurricane Katrina”? It is whore shit. Bad structures poor sync and looks terrible.

by FugginPARODYbro June 30, 2025

Hop on Geometry Dash

A slang that is most commonly used by gay men to have aggressive oral sex with femboys.

Ricardo: Yo dude i really wanna hop on geometry dash
Xavier: Thats really disgusting man.

by empireism July 24, 2025

Beaver dam smash and dash

When you dip out after fornication and take their kayak

Aiden did a beaver dam smash and dash on my cousin Paisley

by Beaver dam Department of Memes August 16, 2025

100 Meter Dash

When a person quick-adds nearly or exactly 100 men/women as a last resort to find emotional/romantic comfort.

"I run this 100 Meter Dash and nothing comes up: I'm retiring relationships."

by Midas Terigold January 10, 2026