David Blowie

When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.

“Wow, why does your makeup look like that?”

“Girl, I gave him a David Blowie!”

by _whorewell_ June 18, 2018

David

David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life

I wish I never met david

by Slimelover55643 July 9, 2018

David Groze

Person, Human being, defined by a big IQ level, and an athletic body. Does pretty much every sport.

I have been in town to see David Groze

by SenseiBen July 29, 2018

daviyanna

The most prettiest girl on school campus. The girl who can show u all three sides. She can be nice if your the same to her . She can be mean if you piss her. Or she can be your number one. Everybody loves her goofy side and can be comfortable around her. She is nit perfect but can be perfect for you.

Angelica is so "daviyanna" I want to be exactly like her.

by DannyBoy58 May 22, 2018

David

The most badass person you'll ever meet. Despite being over 70 years old he is a hard worker who cares about his employees, going as far as to work a double shift because one employee called in sick. David is a man worthy of respect and you can see why all of the other employees like him.

David: That one lazy worker called in tonight, so I'll work a double shift so you guys aren't short staffed.

Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet

by Spiderwikipeida October 22, 2018

David Magic

When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live

Rafael: Did you hear about yesterday?
Falafel: Yeah! Oscar went David Magic on that hot chick

by Manchesthair March 2, 2019