crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017

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gack dancer

Someone so high on meth they move uncontrollably. This usually includes wildly exaggerated leg ,hip, arm and butt movement that often look like their moving to some unknown beat and looks like very much like the dance the Elaine character on Sinefeld does.

I can't be around her when she tweeks , she turns into a gack dancer moving all crazy like that.

by Kris burkholder June 8, 2017

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