Bush Depression

The name assigned to the second great economic depression, started in 2008, so as to differentiate it from the one which spanned the late 1920’s to the mid/late 1930’s. This huge economic disaster began during the term of the criminal George W. Bush (W = worst). The roots of the Bush Depression can be traced to the Republican deregulatory, “voo-doo economic” policies initiated under Ronald Reagan, continued by subsequent Republicans, and brought to a head by Bush's twisted regime. This greed-based house of cards finally collapsed, sending the U.S. economy into turmoil.

I lost my job during the Bush Depression, and now I'm standing in the soup line.

Bush Depression by trimmers March 6, 2009

post-Twilight depression 

The mixed feeling of wondering awe and devestating sadness when a person finishes the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn.

Caution: Persons may have suicidal thoughts after finishing this unrealistically intriguing series...if you are one of these people be sure to remember the future Twilight movies that are yet to be released and that the half book Midnight Sun is posted on Stephanie Meyers website.

Sally: (In library) I'm done...I hav officially finished the Twilight Saga. Im not sure if i shud cry, scream, laugh, or kill myself...

Hally: Omg!!! I thought the exact same thing when i finished them. Its called post-Twilight depression...just read Midnight Sun and it will go away.

post-Twilight depression by Live4Twilight June 30, 2009

Beckham Depression 

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.

A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.

A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.

Beckham Depression by xAJBx June 24, 2010

minesweeper depression 

A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)

Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"

minesweeper depression by mx781 October 12, 2011

pussy depression

When you have not had vigina in a while.That includes touching tasting and penetrating

Yea man my dude say he going through pussy depression

pussy depression by yaboy11 December 17, 2015

birthday depression 

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.

Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.

birthday depression by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

Sino Depression 

Sino Depression is a new type of depression that was recently introduced by SDC (Sino Depression Center).
It is heavily correlated to the following.

1. When China decided to close its gates indefinitely, giving all the foreign students the big sad.

2. When Chinese people talk about how nice China is at present.

Person 1: Oh no, my parents just passed away!

Person 2: Oh yea? Well at least you don't have Sino Depression.

Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry, my problem is nothing compared to yours, hope you will get over it.

Sino Depression by The Sad April 12, 2021