Fort Collins

A place that is filled with fast women, cars, guns, drugs, gangs, and much more. What you don’t see on the news you’ll see on foco snaps or some gang members instagram live. Late night parties and dreams of owning the town are the thoughts on everyone’s mind including mine.

Shit bruh let’s head out to Fort Collins tonight I hear they got some of the purest shit and the best women.

by BlasphemousHD February 25, 2018

Edward Cullen

The hottest fictional vampire from the Twilight Series of Stephenie Meyer to ever walk on the face of the Earth. Dazzles people without him noticing it. He is a virtuoso when it comes to the piano. An eloquent speaker. A fast car lover. The bronze haired, topaz eyed, forever 17 year old looking adopted son of Carlisle Cullen and Esme Cullen as well as the adopted sibling of Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen. A 108 year old virgin who married a human, Bella Swan, the klutz, whom he is obsessively in-love with. The father of the half-vampire, half-human baby girl, Renesmee.

He gives the new definition for the perfect guy.

The only vampire fictional character who gets millions of girls obsessed with - even dreaming of having a vampire like him for a boyfriend.

The only guy who made me rethink about the benefits of Immortality - especially if you're with a guy like him.

OH MY EDWARD! or OME

I am completely and irrevocably dazzled by Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen = perfect guy.

Eternal damnation never looked so good!

by friggincool January 13, 2009

culinary masturbation

When you cook yourself an amazing culinary treat

Today I pleasured myself with a bit of culinary masturbation by baking myself a sinfully sweet chocolate cheesecake with a warm caramel drizzle.

by venefica May 17, 2011

Collins

great personality but zero on looks. he is nice but is ridiculously annoying.

yo did u hear about the big break up between Collins & his girl...cried for days!

by Ellen R January 4, 2017

Nina Collins

adjective: ridiculously sinewy
noun: an alcoholic beverage that you can drink a case of and still be on your feet with happiness

Check out the nina collinses on Anjelina Jolie's arms!
I'm drinkin' nina collinses tonight! yippeee!

by Siobahn Fahey February 3, 2010

Edward Cullen

Famed through the despicable, abomination that is the Twilight series, Edward Cullen is an emotionally abusive character that is created so that normal males in the real world will never live up to Stephanie Meyer's picture of the ideal boyfriend through her incessant ramblings about how "flawless" he is. His lover is Bella, the weak and needy Mary Sue of the story, otherwise known as Stephenie Meyer portrayed in her deepest fantasies. I am female, and I think these books have a negative effect on female teenagers and develope unrealistic expectations.

Edward Cullen: "I watch you sleep and come into your room without you knowing ever night. I also really want to kill you."
Bella: *moans* "Do me. Please, I want you so bad! *inner monologue* his perfect lips, his flawless eyes, his angel body, sparkle sparkle sparkle his skin is like marble im blushing im blushing again oh wait i tripped you want to get married? sure ill get married if that means i can bang the crap out of you. and then ill get pregnant at 18 and name my demon baby Renesmee. what a lovely name, dont you think?

by dont make me vomit. July 29, 2010