Lust crust

Semen or any other ejaculatory fluid which has been excreted from the body and hardened on any surface.

The other day my Mom was washing my jeans and confronted me about the lust crust on the left pant leg.

When that bitch did the walk of shame I caught a glimpse of some lust crust on her inner thigh.

When that skank rolled outta my bed I noticed her pubes were decorated with my lust crust.

by oh jaspy August 13, 2009

dust on crust

new snow (powder) on ice (ice surface) this is usaly only used in snowboarding or skiing

man today is a bad day to go skiing its all dust on crust.

by Adam O.. February 17, 2008

Cut the crust

Similar to "knock it off" or "get out of here" or "unbelievable"

Used in a sentence-
Guy 1- You heard the broncos won the grand final?
Guy 2- cut the crust, i didnt think they had a chance

by Straw hat jack March 17, 2019

crustini

Dried semen left on the face of a female after a night of hard drinking.

Hey Jerry, did you see Becky this morning? She had huge patch of crustini on her face, I wonder if it was Steve's.

by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005

pussy crust

The scaley, flakey, stuff that dries around pussy lips. Stuff left from either an outside source such as jizm or or an inside source such as cheese. Either white, yellow or green in color. Smells, oh well, once you get past the smell you have it licked.

You could scrape the the pussy crust off with a paint scraper.

by LDINVA September 7, 2008

pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

by GOD 042078 November 6, 2008

crustillization

The process of vomit drying up and becoming hard and crusty.

"Oh man, Jay can't hold his liquor for shit! He just puked all over the carpet"
"Quick, wipe it up before the crustillization starts"

by yurg November 17, 2007