The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
by Dump truck December 23, 2016
Get the Sasquatch crotchmug. The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
by fussock May 2, 2009
Get the Crotch Barkmug. Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!
Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
by hollywood626 January 6, 2009
Get the porta crotchmug. a dyke who has the reddest of red pubes
one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
yo, sheila has the best of the worst fire crotch ever! tell that bitch to close her legs, its a firey jungle!
Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
by fabby March 14, 2008
Get the fire crotchmug. people who dont leave their name are too afraid of getting their ass kicked for talking shit about buicks.
And whats with this street legal /not street legal bullshit.
You sound like my grandpa worrying about piddly ass shit laws.
dont you know that cops always go after hot dog bikers first anyway
Hell i drove my car for six months with no muffler or exhaust pipe and the cops never stopped me and dont try to tell me i burned my exhaust valves and sound like you never made it past 5th grade
And whats with this street legal /not street legal bullshit.
You sound like my grandpa worrying about piddly ass shit laws.
dont you know that cops always go after hot dog bikers first anyway
Hell i drove my car for six months with no muffler or exhaust pipe and the cops never stopped me and dont try to tell me i burned my exhaust valves and sound like you never made it past 5th grade
this cop was chasin me on my crotch rocket and i turned a corner and slipped on some sand and fell and the cop car ran my prep ass over!
Damn am i ever a sperm burpin slarfer
Damn am i ever a sperm burpin slarfer
by Anonymous April 9, 2003
Get the crotch rocketmug. That bathing suit must be made for a girl with long crotch because the waist is really skinny but its really long.
by The Dryer Sheets May 13, 2005
Get the long crotchmug. Teacher: "Why did Suzie just get up and leave class?"
Linda: "She went to go change her crotch rocket."
Linda: "She went to go change her crotch rocket."
by MemphisButtler May 30, 2008
Get the crotch rocketmug.