crack pot

a term used to describe somone who is silly, retarded, idiotic, etc

Stop being such a fucking crack pot and listen to the story!

by Jennifer December 16, 2003

Ecstasy on Crack

An adjective. Used to describe something so good that it is more than ecstasy and better than crack, it becomes the hyperbole 'ecstasy on crack'

Luke: Got the new xbox game! It's so good, it's like ecstasy on crack!

Alex: These shoes are so hot they are ecstasy on crack!

by Miss ax January 23, 2008

Cracking Ass

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

by yetti March 21, 2003

Crack Whore

Name used to describe a filthy, gross or otherwise horribly defiled public restroom. A notoriously dirty workplace or office bathroom.

I'm headed to the crack whore. Send a search party if I'm not back in 20 minutes.

by Milsekr December 20, 2020

Crack The Back

To achieve deep penatration during sexual intercourse

"Can I crack the back tonight?"
"I got so deep last night it was like reading braille with my bell end"

by Mikey C Thafe August 8, 2006

swamp crack

The condition of your ass crack when you haven't wiped completely and your behind is moist, causing itching or rash.

Person #1: "My ass crack is moist and itchy."
Person #2: "Sounds like a case of swamp crack."

by Garleig43 November 14, 2007

cracked helmet

Ugly face...Often used in reference to a butterface

She's got a kickin' body...Too bad about her cracked helmet.

by jiveturkey001 September 28, 2005