Covid Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

Covid-🏴 ☠️

When pirates or sea thieves have been kept busy figuring out how to take advantage of the surge in cargo ships passing by their coastal lands to raid and rob them during the coronavirus pandemic.

Thanks to Covid-🏴 ☠️, Somali marauders have had a boon time attacking a number of ships this year in spite of the economic pains brought about by Covid-19 at home—they sell their loot to buy food to survive the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 13, 2020

covid herd

1. A group of people gathering together during a widespread panic with no protective measures.
2. A group of people protesting during a serious catastrophe with no protective measures

The Covid herd hit the beach this despite warnings not to.

by TavG April 19, 2020

covid connection

When you have a romantic “thing” with someone that isn’t defined because the awkward, lonely, I’m-working-on-myself-right-now, although needy common pandemic dating mindset.

“Are they together?” - “No, I think they just have a covid connection.”

“He waits for me in front of my building every day and holds the door. It’s great.” - “Are you guys ever going to talk?” - “Probably not.”

by Izzy.Bella October 30, 2020

Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome

I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.

by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022

covid hickey

a thing moms say when hugging their daughters and seeing their neck....during covid. duh.

"is that a covid hickey???"

by zackie salmon August 7, 2021

Covid

This is a cold that makes you feel very very hungry and horny, craving dick and mcdonald’s😩😩

Covid- Hump me fuck me

by chiccen strips daddy February 2, 2022