Cool Plague

The Cool Plague happened a long time ago - it is also known as the birth of Swagger. Before Christ, there was a massive sickness that caused thousands of people to be unbelievably awesome and cool. The infected were known as the 'Ill ridden.' The sickness was preserved until an accidental outbreak of a tampered Cool Plague infection in 1518 which caused the Dancing Plague. Those who inherit this infection are also 'Ill ridden'

That motherfucker is Ill ridden! He must have the Cool Plague virus!

by CoolPlague October 19, 2012

My Cool In

An asian prostate exam involving the use of flavored latex condoms. Usually administered by uncertified doctors.

Hey Brian, have u had your monthly "my cool in"? i had mine last night!

by Christian mingler July 18, 2012

Cool beans

The technical term you use when beans are cool.

Bernard: Hey Tim you got cool beans?
Tim: yeah man they are in the fridge.

Bernard: I just microwaved mine. They are warm.

Tim: ok, let me microwave mine so we can eat.

Bernard: good idea.

Tim: dood my beans are still cool I need to put them in longer.

Bernard: that sucks.

by Kule benio July 25, 2017

COOL KID

If you try and act popular and dumb you're a COOL KID. All Brooke's are COOL KIDS.

Brooke is a COOL KID

by Nick Vandahar August 9, 2017

Cool Spaghetti

A phrase made from the King herself Emily M. Used when something is just so awesome you combine cool and spaghetti to emphasize it's amazingness

Bro, are you serious!?

Heck yeah I am! Tehe
Cool Spaghetti!!

by Penislord6969 June 15, 2018

Being Cool

1. Masturbating
2. Having sex with someone.

Crystal was being cool with her boy friend last night or Brian was being cool in his room.

by psychic crystal July 6, 2018

Sultan Cool

1. A blond, curly haired kid that currently resides in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Typically can be spotted playing baseball, or pushing carts at the local Meijer. Secretly is leading a revolution to take control of his high school, and eventually the world.

See also: Waldo Wellerton

"Whattup, Sultan?"
"Not too much Max-o."

by Waldo Wellerton February 20, 2005