cold megan

when a male shits in a bag, freezes it, then while having sex with a girl sticks it in her ass

She squealed when i gave her the ole cold megan

by Nic March 25, 2004

cold cash

verifiable and genuine money (from the notion that coins are cold and hard)

I don't think cold cash is going to be enough to persuade him.

by The Return of Light Joker February 2, 2009

cold russian hot dog

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth

Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up

by Mmcminds January 9, 2016

cold love

Where the love is one sided.

Lily: Whoa! Is that cold love?
Leyla: Yeah he doesn't love me but I love him.

by damn that Demiah thoe September 17, 2016

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Cold fission

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.

Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008