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cottonwood firing squad

an incredible musician, otherwise known as william james rodriguez, billi or CFS
have you heard that new cottonwood firing squad song?
by moose_tracks March 1, 2023
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Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.
A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋
by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023
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Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him
by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023
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Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
I think I pulled a Colton's Father.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
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Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.
Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.
by Climpy April 1, 2023
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Cotton

Ms Cotton, a teacher who's an ASSHOLE TO HER STUDENTS. Ms. Cotton is a teacher who has favoritism and get her students in trouble for the simplist and stupidlist reason ever.
Ms Cotton, a teacher who's a karen and picks on students for the dumb shit ever. She define her students in the class.
by Hadrian April 3, 2023
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cottoncavoodle

that guy that speedruns minecraft
Look its the speedrunning guy!
Its cottoncavoodle!
by Certified Idiot 42 April 22, 2023
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