boxing the clown

Jerkin off

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?

by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010

Punching The Clown

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

penis clown

What Ronald McDonald is better known as.

Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown

by Aaron go bragh April 19, 2008

art the clown

Essentially what you get when you combine a creepy mime and a homicidal clown. Art the Clown is a downright creepy and peculiar slasher clown (popularized in the 2017 movie Terrifier) because of his reluctance to speak yet his overwhelmingly comical facial expressions. He may not appear physically imposing like other slashers (although lankiness is quite often viewed as creepy) - yet he is quite handy and very willing to do all kinds of dirty work. Art is someone that laughs at the worst times despite not making a sound. Like Michael Myers who also stalks shady streets on Halloween night, Art the Clown is also a superhuman Halloween entity who appears to be unkillable. Art probably has some reason for his weird child-like mannerisms combined with his homicidal tendencies being a part of his persona, but you may never find that out. The most effective and witty clown we've had since forever, played by the talented David Howard Thornton.

Pennywise who?

Art the clown is what would have happened if Michael Myers stuck with his clown getup and never became catatonic.

by Atticus Binch May 25, 2018

two clown

The act of one upping somebody.

Bob: I had a clown at my birthday party this weekend.

John: Well I had TWO clowns at my party!

by t0fu September 25, 2009

KITCHEN CLOWN

Someone who makes food in a kitchen and does not clean it up.

1. She made this big mess making dinner and just left it for someone else to clean, what a KITCHEN CLOWN!!!!
2. Stop clowning the kitchen!!!!
3. mom: Make sure you clean up everything after you finish eating, no more KITCHEN CLOWNING !!!!
daughter: sure mom
mom: the kitchen is a mess!!!! where is she?

younger brother: she left to meet her friends
mom: have to talk to that KITCHEN CLOWN when she gets back!!!!!!!

by hammertext69 August 22, 2014