why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

chicken selects

Bent chicken mcnuggets.

I hate mcnuggets, I'm ordering chicken selects.

by TM February 15, 2005

chicken parm bitch

When someone completely lacks a personality and only likes the most basic, widely loved things. If they were at a restaurant, they would order a chicken parm. Every single time.

Stacey: Yeah, I love the Chainsmokers and this cool tapestry on my dorm wall! I think I’m gonna order a chicken parm.

Sasha: (thinking to herself) God, she's such a chicken parm bitch.

by sashab April 24, 2017

chicken coop

An extremely slutty girl.

"Wow, Jill's such a chicken coop; there are cocks flying in and out of her all day."

by ajaku3174 March 14, 2008

Chicken Dance

The art of putting cock and balls between your legs so they are hidden/nestled in your gooch area not visable from the front. The dance is the waddling motion that comes from not wanting to re-expose your package. Can also be used to catch out friends when they are entering a room. you owe them a dig if they look at your chicken.

girlfriend come out of bathroom
bf;"hey look babe im just like you"
bf doing chicken dance
gf "your an ass-hole, put your pants back on"

by wallsawalls January 13, 2008

breaded chicken

The act of caking one's penis in sand and then inserting it into the womans love pocket. (Must be done at beach, play sand won't do)
See also: Blazing saddle, Breaded chicken sandwich

"Well, like I was with this guy one time on the beach, an we were, y'know doing it? and he like, caked his ding ding in sand and stuck it in my thingy and I was like Oh My God!

by Master ding sding (The s is silent) May 6, 2003