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Christmas

tastes like Christmas!
by panicgir March 27, 2011
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Christmas Safety

noun
also the Christmas Safety Campaign
a campaign whose aim is to prevent girls and young women from being raped or killed by Niddars and to educate them about the use of devices for their personal safety.
The Christmas Safety Campaign was launched in 2004 after the Lucie Blackman murder case committed by Kim Sung Jong, a businessman of Korean descent, in 2000 in Japan.
Rotten-Kimchi-Buster Spray, a Christmas Safety weapon, for your girl friend.
by Abajian November 26, 2005
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christians

Someone who is not perfect but goes to god, beleives that god's only son died for our sins so that when you die you will not be thrown into the lake of fire (hell), and tell god their sins then asks for forgiveness. Because God is your heavenly father you must tell him of your wrongful deeds.
A christians tells two men or women of how jesus died for us and of God's love for us, one person prays for god's forgiveness the other does not, both are killed. The one who asked for forgiveness is able to enter heaven, the other is casted into the lake of fire (hell) forever.
by Jonathan Qualls June 23, 2006
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a christmas carol

A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.
Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.
by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006
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Christmas Orange

Typically a Christmas Orange refer to a Chinese Mandarin orange, but may also be Japanese Mandarin orange that becomes a popular buy at Christmastime. Often they are sold in 5 pound boxes full of individually wrapped oranges.

The taste of said oranges is sweet and juicy. They are delicious.
I wish it was Christmas all year round so we could eat more Christmas Oranges.
by Unexplained_Paranoia December 27, 2007
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christmas pimp

selling out of christmas! money hustle anywhere and everywhere, disguising itself as worship of jesus
i work in retail, this time of year i feel like a christmas pimp!

those merchandisers are out there trying to christmas pimp the people!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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