Person A: YOO did you see what Drippy Christian posted on instagram yesterday?
Person B: Yeah, the mid-wank one?
Person B: Yeah, the mid-wank one?
by EvALev May 6, 2021
Get the Drippy Christian mug.A person of Christian faith who was cycled through a faith based rehab program and now thinks it is their life’s mission to spread the word of god and convert all non Christian’s
“Since when has Tom been religious?”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian”
by Supmate5834 June 6, 2023
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Get the christian godino mug.A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)
Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*
Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.
Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.
Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.
Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.
by Austinmasteroftheuniverse May 7, 2008
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blonde soccer mom: let's listen to the radio!
cool son: star 94?
blonde soccer mom: no, I wanna listen to casting crowns and toby mac!
cool son: aw come on, I've been listening to that crap since i was a baby! can we PLEASE listen to Taio Cruz?
blonde soccer mom: no Jesus isn't mentioned in it. It's permenantly Christian music.
cool son: star 94?
blonde soccer mom: no, I wanna listen to casting crowns and toby mac!
cool son: aw come on, I've been listening to that crap since i was a baby! can we PLEASE listen to Taio Cruz?
blonde soccer mom: no Jesus isn't mentioned in it. It's permenantly Christian music.
by Blakepwner January 25, 2011
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by A random somebody July 18, 2008
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Christian Persecution is the excuse the right wing uses as an excuse to commit genocide against those not deemed white or christian enough.
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