Christianese

Words used by Christians that the unsaved masses are unlikely to understand. Christian buzzwords.

"Father God, you are omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient. Thank you for saving me by grace through faith in Jesus Christ, the Savior of mankind" would be a prayer, dreadfully overdosing on Christianese

by M.C. Chicken December 1, 2009

Nu Christian

1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.

1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?

by The Professor December 9, 2003

Contextual Christianity

The act of a Christian choosing which parts of the Bible to believe and honor while disregarding other passages.

Contextual Christianity has been the forefront of California's Yes on 8 campaign to prevent gay marriage. While the Bible considers same sex relationships unacceptable, it also asks for people to love and accept each other.

by tcullum1995 February 9, 2010

American Christian

An umbrella term referring to the various Christian sects of the USA (and especially the Bible belt) that hate poor people and foreigners.

Joe the Plumber: "God doesn't want my taxes going to Obamacare. God helps those who help themselves."
Joe's kid: "But Daddy, the Bible says we have to help poor people."
Sane person: "Never mind Joe. He's an American Christian."

by M@lcontent February 19, 2017

Trinity Christian School

A school for parents to shelter their kids from the scary gays, atheists, and the outside world in general. You’ll be expelled if you’re gay. Don’t think of having different opinions at this place. Has unreasonable teachers with biases about students. It’s worse than a public school. Also has basic white girls that spend daddy’s money on Starbucks. 90% rich kids and 10% poor. If you’re rich, you’ll be good in this school. If you’re poor, it’s a bad time.

You can’t be gay at Trinity Christian School.

by A scary gay February 26, 2019

christian rap

A double abomination

Rap music is horrible enough without it being christian rap.

by The Bad Guy February 7, 2007

christian rock

1. an oxymoron
2. a diversion genre of music to distract young, restless, and confused Christians from their real religion.

"Forget my priest, I'm going to find God through Skillet."

by Chud is funny May 13, 2005