chonga

A female lacking sense in fashion, urban culture, and social skills. Can be of any ethnicity. Mostly found around southern California. Usually found near beach areas and valleys but are known to migrate to the city. Known for being very materialistic, slutty, and clueless. Are into mainstream bars like Fridays, Yardhouse, BJ's, etc. Also enjoy going to clubs in Hollywood and The O.C. They usually run in packs but can occasionally be seen alone going to the tanning salon with their big round sunglasses, an US weekly magazine, a hot pink or sky blue ruffled skirt, and thick spongie sandals.Used from the spanish word chongo (ponytail). Chongos pulled back to tight or chongo abuse usually lead to brain damage and to females becoming chongas.

I went out with this girl the other night but she was a total dissapointment. She would not stop talking about the hollywood scene, her coach bag, and her little fuckin dog. I had to leave her at the bar. She was such a chonga.
Examples of chongas: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson

by JoseJCisneros July 21, 2008

Tijuana Oil Change

On a driveway (often covered with newspaper for easy clean-up), one person lets diarrhea drain from them while another person pours fresh diarrhea into his/her mouth, possibly through a funnel. A cooperative act.

Harvey went for a jog around the block to warm up before Brad helped him with his Tijuana Oil Change.

by helpfuladdition January 16, 2010

Instant Oil Change

from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.

Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."

Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"

Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."

Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."

by Valvoline23232 May 13, 2011

Changed

A quite cute game from 2018 while you try to escape a lab called "Thunder Science Company" while a annoying Doctor pesters you to become with the latex creatures.

There is also a character named Puro, he is the first non-hostile creature you meet and is very helpful in some situations, just thank him enough or something happens.

The soundtrack for Changed (by shizi) isn't that bad especially for 8-bit music as it reminds me of SNES games like Mario Paint.

When you actually fail to escape a "Latex" it changes your body completely into that Latex and you cannot go back, it's like a species change.

I give this game a 9/10. It is on steam for $6.00 if you want it.

"Ever heard of that "Changed" game? It's very cute and I suggest it as a great puzzle game."

by 2Combatious May 11, 2021

Ching Chong

A type of phrase used by racists to mock Asians.

Black Person: "Yo, let me get some fried dog ching chong face"
Asian: "You're ruining my business you ignorant fuck. Take your crap somewhere else"

by Fallade12 December 7, 2018

changeling

When you want to know how someone is in bed, but can't sleep with them for any number of reasons, and you talk a friend into doing it for you and reporting back.

Lola: Damn I wanna have sex with Aron, but Brad would KILL me!!

Holly: Yeah, he is really hot! I would totally do him!

Lola: Awesome! Will you be my changeling and report back?

by BamBH December 15, 2010