Herbert describers his rectum as the chocolate tunnel, in an attempt to justify why he sticks toys of 10 year old boys in his anus.
by JayReynolds June 26, 2010
When you are having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea and their diarrhea leaks all over the genitals and all over the area you are engaging in the anal sex
Guy #1: "So dude, you have sex with your girlfriend earlier?"
Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."
Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"
Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."
Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"
by MPD95 June 14, 2011
When your lover shits on the bed then forces you to ejaculate on the pile of
shit then you must sleep on the warm pile.
shit then you must sleep on the warm pile.
I'm fairly certain that Lindsay is into some weird sexual stuff, I bet she makes
Mike take a chocolate nap on Saturday afternoons.
Mike take a chocolate nap on Saturday afternoons.
by Big Zee65 November 04, 2013
VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.
by sven uyo July 27, 2006
by Weabs June 22, 2018
1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.
2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.
3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.
2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.
3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.
1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"
2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"
3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"
2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"
3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"
by Tiny Squirrels January 02, 2012
When you cum in a girl's ass, she then sticks her ass in your face and blows the cum and shit all over you.
Man, I was fucking Becky in the ass last night and that bitch gave me a chocolate blizzard! Then I donkey punched her to show her who's boss.
by Stokeanator April 04, 2011