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Chocolate twine

Poop. This term is generally used when a male notices fecal matter on his penis after anal intercourse.
After Dick assfucked Jane, he noticed some chocolate twine on his pork sword.
by Eric Dick November 24, 2006
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Chocolate Blizzard

When you cum in a girl's ass, she then sticks her ass in your face and blows the cum and shit all over you.
Man, I was fucking Becky in the ass last night and that bitch gave me a chocolate blizzard! Then I donkey punched her to show her who's boss.
by Stokeanator April 22, 2011
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chocolate strangler

VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.
Gregor was upset with Thad, so he gave him a chocolate strangler that left him dazed and confused.
by sven uyo July 27, 2006
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Chocolate Dolphin

1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.

2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.

3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.
1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"

2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"

3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"
by Tiny Squirrels January 2, 2012
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Chocolate Bobsled

Similar to titty-fucking a bitch, after shitting on her chest. The only difference is....instead of shitting and then titty-fucking a bitch, you, after ass fucking a girl, if and only if she gives the shitty d. You then rub your shit encrusted member, in digust, up and down her ass cheeks.
Aww, man after I ass fucked Janet, she gave me a shitty dick. So I gave her the chocolate bobsled. All over her ass.
by natetron May 16, 2007
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chocolate asshole

When ones buttox is covered in fecal matter.
Chanan looked down only to discover he indeed had a chocolate asshole
by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016
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Chocolate Sardine

When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.
I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!
by MonkeyClaw® May 12, 2011
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