chinese laundry

the porn hotline for chinese people

Kelly called the chinese laundry and toby answered

by omono June 23, 2007

chinese smile

when you slit the corners of a persons mouth then stab them in the thigh so they're mouth opens wide and their smile stretches back to their jaw.

I'll fuckin give you a chinese smile

by Jfler September 13, 2007

chinese water torture

The act of doing a girl from behind in a bathroom while dipping her head in and out of the toilet bowl

eg.1) "that girl won't die of dehydration now that I've given her the chinese water torture"

eg. 2) guy #1 "something smells like toilet water!" guy #2 "yeah, i just gave megan the chinese water torture!"

by The Big Pink Sock January 30, 2007

Chinese Wang Parade

Simply running through an area inhabited by one or more people with your wang hanging low. It is not considered to be a true Wang Parade unless there is more that one person streaking.

Yo, me and Dennis pulled off an awesome Chinese Wang Parade last night.

by Dong Brown January 17, 2008

Chinese Beanbag Chair

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.

I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.

by tboner1939 May 7, 2010

chinese white

1.) the type of heroin kurt cobain was addicted to

2.) good nickname for a drugged up towny

hey look, its chinese white! she's fuckin mingin

by Limp Noodle March 24, 2004

Chinese Disease

The correct term for Coronavirus or Covid-19.

I just got the Chinese Disease when I went to Wuhan, China.

by Doctor Trump March 18, 2020